non-COPULATION never worked

Toni BLAIRED, the ex-PM , UK, mused in his Autobiography-
     
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      Non-cooperation of Gandhi does not work.
      Nor Non-violence.
      It never worked , when in-and-out , you are NAKED.

      Which all the way I am .

      Every woman I met wanted to cooperate and copulate.
      Good , she didn't know ...

      Non-cooperation does not work.

      And when after all these external cooperation , my pole sagged,
      I had to cooperate with her.
      She used to beat the HELL out of me , if I didn't.
      So, Gandhi was wrong both ways.
      Non-violence doesn't work either.

      Only copulation works.

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Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity.
Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.