Tramp sends condolences to Italy

Hey Prime Minister,

I am told deadly seismic activities have struck your place again and casused havoc.
I am too sorry for that, man.
I mean, it pains me a lot.
Lot of sexy Italian gals must be dying...

Well, buddy, I tell you what
When I become Pissingdent of Amerika,
I will bloody crush those bloody siesmic fellas
I will set up a big big American military base
to Kill every bloody every siesmic fellas in Italy.

Just wait for a week or two....

Until then, tell your guys to vote for me in this
bloody rigged election I am going to win...

Comey has email

Commey, boy! You done well!
Never mind, I will make you super million Rich
when I become Pissingdent of Amerika.
Kill that Croocked lady with emails,
never mind, create another 60,000 mails, if you have none.

I will make you bloody rich your granddad can't imagine.
Throw more emails at that crocked f#&*ing bitch.

Those shitty fellas pointed out about my females.
Now, throw back the emails boy, 
10,000 emails for every female I ....

Yours TRAMP

Thrump shall be in White House as Pissingdent

Hillarri's Interview to CeNN-

CeNN : so Secretary, you say Thrump will occupy White Haus ? 
Hillarri : Yes, man, he will.
CeNN : Are you sure what you mean? Ain't you gone nuts !
Hillarri : Ya, I am dead sure.
CeNN : You girl, sorry, secretary, how ? Don't wanna be Pessident?
Hillarri : I shall be the President. And I will hire Thrrumphhh.
CeNN : You hire Thrump !?

Hillarri :  Yes, as the Senior Viceful Pissingdent
He shall HEAD the White Haus Toilet Maintetenace Department