Saturday 26 April 2014

Lord Puddin's Diary

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I just had a cupcake and ice Crimea.
But my enormous tank is still half empty.
The lord , the  Czar of the World can hardly feel happy with this.
I want more.

Raping and ripping a few states here and there is my hobby.
I am very passionate about it.
I don't care about those dogs barking behind my back.

That bugger Dobama is quite a laughing stock.
Who cares sanctions on my favourite ice cream and sausage.
wonder if he has got a thing at all below his belt...

I will rape the world , rip the world.
Alas , Wish I could send my hooligans blazing from Alasca to Kalifornika.Want to see if he can keep his pants dry...
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Puddin
The CZAR

Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional. Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.