Papa WON't like it : in praise of CONDOM

It certainly didn't look like a CONDOM.
It felt like a fresh virgin SAUSAGE Erect and throbbing .
This changed everything,

I ate it Hungrily,
Then took him in.

 

paranoia reDEFINED by MILKman

You are absolutely Paranoid ,
If YOU think the milkman on your door
is the son of your father or grandmother or
is the father of your granddaughter or
is the son of your ex-wife whose daughter is your mother-in-law