An Aussie & a Filipino talks

Aussie   : To die let's go there after office

Filipino :  Why I die after f@c*ing ?

Aussie   : Mate, you don dye to f@%k
Filipino : I want f@%k , no die.
Aussie   : F@%k, you are a pine in the ass
Filipino : I no ass , you die , f@c*ing  ass.