Are You an IDIOT ?

A group of 4 villagers came to Buddha to settle
the issue who is the most idiotic person amongst them. So, it went like this -
  Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
  1st man :"No lord , I am a farmer"
  Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
  2nd man :"No lord , I am a barber"
  Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
  3rd man :"No lord , I am a teacher"
  Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
  4th man :"shit! why are you asking this IDIOTIC questions time and again"

Buddha smiled calmly. Then asked them,
"Now you tell me , who is the IDIOT?"

All the 1st 3 men started laughing & dancing , shouting
"We know now lord, we know now"
and went away leaving the 4th man, real idiot, behind,
puzzled and confused.

Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional. Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
  

Lord Puddin's Diary

........
I just had a cupcake and ice Crimea.
But my enormous tank is still half empty.
The lord , the  Czar of the World can hardly feel happy with this.
I want more.

Raping and ripping a few states here and there is my hobby.
I am very passionate about it.
I don't care about those dogs barking behind my back.

That bugger Dobama is quite a laughing stock.
Who cares sanctions on my favourite ice cream and sausage.
wonder if he has got a thing at all below his belt...

I will rape the world , rip the world.
Alas , Wish I could send my hooligans blazing from Alasca to Kalifornika.Want to see if he can keep his pants dry...
......... 

Puddin
The CZAR
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional. Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
  

Don't worry ,You F~!^*/g asshole

Boss :
             Be careful boy , don't use any profane words.
             This is your first news appearance on our  Network.

Intern :
              Don't worry ,You F~!^*/g asshole.
               I don't know Profane, speak only American .

Blonde and Adult Ticket

Zoo counter : Sorry, dear , $40 for adults.
Blonde          : I am not adult , I m below 18 for last 5 years.
                        And I know what an adult does.
                        I enjoy the adult acts so much. So, why...

Zoo counter : Dear, I didn't mean that ...
Blonde          :Then give me ticket for teens only,
                        I will not look at your adult animals.

Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.