Monday 30 June 2014

Are You an IDIOT ?

A group of 4 villagers came to Buddha to settle
the issue who is the most idiotic person amongst them. So, it went like this -
  Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
  1st man :"No lord , I am a farmer"
  Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
  2nd man :"No lord , I am a barber"
  Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
  3rd man :"No lord , I am a teacher"
  Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
  4th man :"shit! why are you asking this IDIOTIC questions time and again"

Buddha smiled calmly. Then asked them,
"Now you tell me , who is the IDIOT?"

All the 1st 3 men started laughing & dancing , shouting
"We know now lord, we know now"
and went away leaving the 4th man, real idiot, behind,
puzzled and confused.

Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional. Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
 
 

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