I have just only 1 HUSBAND to beat...

Imelda :  Ooo-whoo-whoo-whoo..
Marco  : Oh dear , what again ?

Imelda : They are saying my 1000 pairs of shoes are too may to
               beat just one husband ...Ooo-whoo-whoo-whoo..
Marco  : What !?!

Imelda : whoo-whoo-whoo....Marco, they are right Ooo-whoo-
              whoo-whoo..I have only 1 husband to beat
             .. Ooo-whoo-whoo-whoo..
Marco  : 1000 pairs !!! holy S~!t..where do I go..go.. now
               ..holy S~!t 1000 pairs !!! on me...999 more daily...

Marco  : Mili , my Dear , you know what I, I say , say that
               why not I get you another 999 husbands … eh eh won’t
               that be fantastic ?
Imelda : Ooo-whoo-whoo-whoo–you DungHead Marco why you
              understand things so late now a days...
              Ooo-whoo-whoo-whoo...

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Hey Prez, Angy is waiting

Angy    : Hey, you promised 3 gold potties to CameLoon?
Prez      : Yes, he is my right hand in the game.
                He is not standing on the fence like you.

Angy    : Fence ? I am at your oral office now.
               Waiting. Hurry up ,Come quick, your thing has just gone
               out.  
Prez      : Holy s#*t! How and why you get to the oral office?         

Angy    : I need those gold potties , man. And I want to
               to show you things you will like ..umm.. delli-cici-ous.


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Fassad's Gold potty and NSAty Dogs

Prez            : Hey, CameLoon, you sound cracked.
CameLoon : Yes, boss, had a bad dream.

Prez            : Dreamt of Fassad's gold potties yesterday?
CameLoon : Holy Christ , how come you know this !!!               

Prez            : Never bother , CameLoon, let's do business .
                     You are my right hand in this game.
CameLoon : Holy s#*t ! You using me like toilet paper,
                     like your left hand...

Prez            : No, CameLoon, listen. I use water
                     just like my Hyndyana friends and
                     I don't use my left hand.
CameLoon : Holy s#*t ! You set those NSAty dogs on my back!

Prez            : Don't worry, CameLoon, these guys are harmless.
                     As harmless as the bulge you had in your dream last
                     week.

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ALIEN Babes have already LANDED

Good evening ladies and gents.
I am Jobs Thickskin from SLYFOX3 news.

Stay glued to your seat , I mean you MUST ,
for the exclusive hot news break from  SLYFOX3 -
- Ricky are you there , can you hear me?  - s#~t! almost ... yesss-

Here is our correspondent ,Ricky Uglynose, directly reporting from the hotspot -International conference of Unnatural Science  in session at Blackhole University.

-Ricky , have they really landed?
-Ya , the team confirmed - they have landed last week ... and   and ... the HOTTEST news , all these ALIENS are all girls ...
-What ! Are you sure ! Hurray , what am I doing here then...

Sorry, Hurray for you guys and gals viewing SLYFOX3.

-Uglynose , will get back to you in a  minute , some service announcement coming ...
GUYS, Stay glued, I mean MUST
DON'T  miss this once-a-lifetime chance.

SLYFOX3 will start a DATING service from 12 AM sharp for
our valued customers to DATE these ALIEN GIRLS.
-O my god, Ricky, these things are simply voluptu.. gorgeous !

Sorry guys , REMOVE your GLUE and MUST rush now to book your date  at  www.slyfox3.com/dating/AlienGirls/ 

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F#!%~^g ASShole of a LION

Man : Doc, I have a serious problem of hiccups.
Doc :  How serious , how long!

Man :Since my wife went to her girl's night out 2 weeks back.
It all starts when I want to do things . She hates it. I can't do a thing...

Doc : I see, it is pretty serious then!
Man :You got to cure it doc.

Doc : Let me talk , give it to your wife.

Man (2 weeks later) : Doc, thanks. You are brilliant.
Doc : Thanks man , let me talk, give it to your wife.

Her  : Honey, how you doing?
Doc : Great. How is your Asshole of a Lion doing ?
Her : Unbelievable ! He simply roars, his hiccups go
           when I shout
                                 "You F#!%~^g  asshole of a lion."
                                   Won't believe, how he performs!
                                   OOh ! It's Tremendous !
Doc : Great. So, When next WE perform OOh Tremendous?

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Hyndyana PARLIAMENT goes paperless

You are tuned to SLYFOX3 news.
Now news from around the globe.

Hyndyana parliament has gone paperless from today.
Our correspondent reported that this is a big move aimed at saving the planet.

However, it is feared , water consumption in the parliament will go up. A recent survey indicated , the members of the  parliament are reportedly sitting on piles of currency notes which has lost heavily against US Dollar in the current months.

There is a general feeling that this  will definitely come to rescue in case water demand in the parliament goes high.

You are hearing SLYFOX3 news around the globe. Now news from ...

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It is OVERSIZED and Fantastisch

In a supermall, security rushed, paramedic rushed.
Someone is gasping and moaning in the  trial room. 
Emergency.
Suddenly, the door opened, a guy and a girl came out.
Security    :  What the hell you two was doing in here !
Sucy          :  Was trying his size.
Security    :  Trying his size?!! 
Sucy         :  Ya, it is oversized and fantastisch. Rob, let’s go.
Security    :  Hey, come back, got to check ..
Sucy         :  Don't worry , will return soon to check your size
                    Not now , later...
                 
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Bill, Do Your Homework First

"What are you doing Bill ? Packing bags !?
Oh my God... whose pink underwears are those ?!
What are you upto Bill...

How many times shall I have to remind you to do your homework ?  Again you are after these hanky-pinkies ...
For last 2 weeks, not a single page from you....

I want  you to start RIGHT NOW.
Write 10 pages "I will not DO IT AGAIN" daily from now on."

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Hey Dilma , it's Prez here...

"Hey, Dilma , you know what,
You are such a great f#!t, sorry, a great cook.
You are delli-cici-ous !
Hah! I mean , the recipe these NSA guys brought me from your bedroom , sorry , kitchen .

Never told me you make such hot sexy , sorry, saucy chicken soup. She cooked it last night .
Umm..You are delli-cici-ous ! 

Never knew you Brazilians are such great f#!ts , I mean ,cooks.
Hey Dilma ? You there ? You still angry , gal  ?
Hey,  hey , Dilma ? Dilma ?..."


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ORAL office : No interns !

 

Cleanedton  is  fuming.

 

He felt so happy at the thought of his dear Oral Office.
But then , she said ,

                       "Remember , NO interns , absolutely NO.

                        And it's my office , don't ever forget that."

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ATTACK Utter SHAMBLES ... ASAP!!!

Foreign Policy

 

Secretary of State :

"Mr. President, our foreign policy, I'm afraid  is in utter shambles.."

 

President :

"Hah ! Don't worry.

Hey Chief .Organize a strike ASAP.

Teach this Utter Shambles a nasty lesson.

They doing this chemical things... ? Run fast, guys.

And ,umm... where is this Utter Shambles, by the way ?"

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