Leaked Condom Syndrom answers

TEACHER:Hey you , Leaked Condom Syndrom,
                   can you answer my question?

STUDENT: Sure,when my DAD screwed your MOTHER,
                   there was no leak. It gushed and went straight into her
                   groove. He doesn't like rubber , you see.
                   I was told she was such a horny bitch.
                   $1000 a night she used to charge.

 

Bed and BREAST without any rest

You may check this site  www.BedandBreast@foolsmotel.com 

This motel in the Igloo City promised guests with
Bed & Rest with many Breasts.
Bed is all FREE and Rest comes at the cost of $1500 a night.Motel advises to carry at least 1TB memory cards and a high resolution camera to video your breast period.
 
You may choose as many Rests as you please or your stamina allows with a minimum of  10 rests a night , failing which the security deposit of $5000 will be forfeited.
 
Hefty discounts will be given if one brings his luggage  in topless form right from airport.
 
It also says, it is the Eden that you have read in books.
It is truly a paradise. Currently, waiting period for reservation of 1 night is 5 years. So, hurry and book your rest.
 
If any of you visit , leave a Facebook & twitter post about the experience and share some rest videos in YouTube.
 

Jack & Obama Care

Jack & Phill went to the hall
To see the NAKED  girl.
Jack fell down & broke his dick,
Phill said "Pal, No worries, lemme take her.
And for you , don't worry,
There's Obama Care"


Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.

One more Breast piece Please

The sumptuous dinner hosted by the Blonde is on : 

Guy      : Can I have one more Breast piece.

Blonde  : You like it !

Guy       : Oh Yeah, so soft ... yum... so tasty 

Blonde  : Oh dear, none left now. So, sorry...
                 Hold on,  nuts! hold on, I think I have 2 more pieces.
                 But not now.
                 Wait till everyone is gone.
        
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
         

Sucy in Restaurant

Waiter : Would you like a table?
               For how many?

Sucy     : Guy, I don't eat table.
               How many ?
               Only for me and my 7 boyfriends , one for every night.
               And you know, some of them likes it on the table.



Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.