Don't worry ,You F~!^*/g asshole

Boss :
             Be careful boy , don't use any profane words.
             This is your first news appearance on our  Network.

Intern :
              Don't worry ,You F~!^*/g asshole.
               I don't know Profane, speak only American .

Blonde and Adult Ticket

Zoo counter : Sorry, dear , $40 for adults.
Blonde          : I am not adult , I m below 18 for last 5 years.
                        And I know what an adult does.
                        I enjoy the adult acts so much. So, why...

Zoo counter : Dear, I didn't mean that ...
Blonde          :Then give me ticket for teens only,
                        I will not look at your adult animals.

Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.