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Recently, a colleague got this pop-up on his Desktop: 

He called me over and showed this, asked "Is it True ?"

I pinched his nose hard, he cried. 

I told, "You ares still kicking & Crying.

Don't worry.You are alive"

Then He called the IT guy who said 

"Hmm,my sincere condolence to your family.

Tell me now, how many minutes of silence you would like in the condolence meeting?"