Tuesday 2 February 2016

Boss Speaks

Boss : You want 25% raise !!!         
Rob  : Sure, I do. What is so surprising in that ? 
Boss : Call  911 immediately        
Rob  : Hello, hello 911 , ya,just hold on , 
           "Why you want 911 , what you want me to say ?"          
Boss : Tell them to send ambulance asap, also a SWAT team.
           Tell them i am sweating heavily with chest pain 
            Because i am being threatened by a stranger who is
            asking for a ransom I can not agree.  

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