Baboon the American & Pig the Russian

Sara: Oh my God, yo know what Pudin has said about you ?
Tramp : Pudin, that Russian rascal?
Sara: Ya, he says , "Tramp looks like and cries like a baboon"
Tramp : Sit#!, how he knows that ?
              F#@k that Pig, call the channels and arrange a press meet

Sara: What for ?
Tramp : I want to declare , that bas#$rd looks like a Pig and f#@ks'
              like a pig

Lula goes Under Skirt

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Our Brasilia correspondent just reported that 
the Ex Brazil president Lulla has just got a protection,
I mean he has gone under 
actually got a protection under the skirt
actually the skirt of Brazil preseident Diilma Roussef.
It will be very interesting to wait and watch what he does there....
  

Tramp wants to date Nefertiti

Sara: Oh my God, so finally they have found Nefertiti.
Tramp : Who is that ?
Sara: The world famous beautiful Egyptian Queen...
Tramp : Well, arrange a date with that sexy Queen