Prez's BARBEQUE specials

Journo : Prez, heard you making barbecues ? 
              Now that Gov is shutdown....
Prez    : Ya, want to join ?

Journo : Special Menu ?
           
Prez    : Ya, lots -
              Smoked ribs of republicans
              republican hams and bacon
              Sausage from 3rd Leg of  republicans
              and
              LIVE republicans.



Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity.
Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.