"Dear ladies and gents, here is your AutoPilot speaking.
It's 2AM . Hope You are enjoying a nice sleep.
Now we are flying up 37000ft mid Pacific.
Please fasten your seatbelts VERY TIGHTLY.
And, read our SAFETY booklet again , particularly those sections for landing on SEA.
I Expect some bumpy rides for next half an hour or so
while your Commander is commanding the blonde AIR HOSTESS in toilet No.3.
The ASSistant pilot is happily snoring after a brief happy hour...
But don't be alarmed... some of the jerks will be due to your commander happily commanding the sexy blonde.
Sincerely regret any noise for those seated near the toilet in Action.
Request you to use earplugs in case you feel horny.
Have a nice sleep.
Good night."
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity.
Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
It's 2AM . Hope You are enjoying a nice sleep.
Now we are flying up 37000ft mid Pacific.
Please fasten your seatbelts VERY TIGHTLY.
And, read our SAFETY booklet again , particularly those sections for landing on SEA.
I Expect some bumpy rides for next half an hour or so
while your Commander is commanding the blonde AIR HOSTESS in toilet No.3.
The ASSistant pilot is happily snoring after a brief happy hour...
But don't be alarmed... some of the jerks will be due to your commander happily commanding the sexy blonde.
Sincerely regret any noise for those seated near the toilet in Action.
Request you to use earplugs in case you feel horny.
Have a nice sleep.
Good night."
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity.
Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
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