Tuesday 1 October 2013

Alex NOT anywhere near 2inch

Prof : Who finally defeated Alexander The Great ?
Rob  : None.
           And Prof, who says He was  great ?
           I saw his statue in Damascus.
           His size was not even a match of 3 year Old's.

Prof : Guy ,You are funny.
Sucy:  Prof , the size of the matter actually is Fassad's who is
           doing all these nasty chemical things. As for defeat , Alex
           fled the scene when Prez threatened a lightning strike with
           his pole.

Prof : Guys ,You are funny.
               Did  that bloody great fella ever exit , I doubt , damn those story books..

Prof : Guys , the fact is , that great fella Alex never existed ,
          like WMD never existed.
          Only fellas that existed in history are the NSA guys and
          Washington the Great. So no one defeated US. 

Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity.
Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.

 

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