Hyndyana PM is leading a high level delegates to
China next week. We learnt from Confidential Source
that the agenda includes very sensitive issues -
- stoppage of intermittent cross-border shitting by border security
of either side. Earlier meetings on such clandestine shitting on the other side did not yield any permanent solution. Our source reports that the Hyndyana PM himself is carrying in his briefcase about 100 HD video of shitting by the other side in Hyndyana territory as a proof to nail the issue. It is unclear , if China has similar videos.
- Prosecuting more Chinese politicians in graft cases. This will help Hyndyana to lag behind China on this count at least. Hyndyana expects this small gesture from her friendly neighbour.
- Leasing of prison room from China. This is to help Hyndyana tide over the recent tidal wave of rape and money laundering cases flooding the country leading to scarcity of prison rooms.
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China next week. We learnt from Confidential Source
that the agenda includes very sensitive issues -
- stoppage of intermittent cross-border shitting by border security
of either side. Earlier meetings on such clandestine shitting on the other side did not yield any permanent solution. Our source reports that the Hyndyana PM himself is carrying in his briefcase about 100 HD video of shitting by the other side in Hyndyana territory as a proof to nail the issue. It is unclear , if China has similar videos.
- Prosecuting more Chinese politicians in graft cases. This will help Hyndyana to lag behind China on this count at least. Hyndyana expects this small gesture from her friendly neighbour.
- Leasing of prison room from China. This is to help Hyndyana tide over the recent tidal wave of rape and money laundering cases flooding the country leading to scarcity of prison rooms.
You are hearing SlyFox3 news Channel.
I am Hogskin Laggard bringing you the news Around the Globe.
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity.
Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
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