Lawyer : Your Honor, this man chose to suffocate my client with
bras and panties he stole from the mall.
Judge : Holy S~!t ! This is dangerous , man .You could have got
AIDS from those bras & panties .You could have stuffed
his food pipe instead with cake and pastries
... hold on guys..
Hullo, hullo, Ah you Ballenno, I can't come now , don't
eat yourself all the cakes and pastries,
I will be shortly home in next 3 hours ...
a very interesting case of bra , panty and murder is
going on in my court...I like pink things you know...
Order ... order..
So , your client who was murdered finally survived.
Lawyer : Yes, Your Honor, this man murdered him. But he
survived.
Judge : What is your point , cut it short.
...Ballenno might have grabbed all the cakes by now
Order ... order.. proceed ........
Judge : Well guys , I have heard you all. It is a dangerous act to
touch bras and panties , even new ones , without proper
protection. The accused has done that. Considering the
gravity of crime , as per provisions of the statute , he is
entitled to maximum punishment I have thought of . The
accused will have to procure unwashed bras and panties
from Hollywood celebrities ( female ones only) ,
minimum 366 pieces total. The accused will have to go
everyday to the victim's house and stuff victim's mouth
with a piece each time for next 1 year.
Court dismissed.
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity.
Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
bras and panties he stole from the mall.
Judge : Holy S~!t ! This is dangerous , man .You could have got
AIDS from those bras & panties .You could have stuffed
his food pipe instead with cake and pastries
... hold on guys..
Hullo, hullo, Ah you Ballenno, I can't come now , don't
eat yourself all the cakes and pastries,
I will be shortly home in next 3 hours ...
a very interesting case of bra , panty and murder is
going on in my court...I like pink things you know...
Order ... order..
So , your client who was murdered finally survived.
Lawyer : Yes, Your Honor, this man murdered him. But he
survived.
Judge : What is your point , cut it short.
...Ballenno might have grabbed all the cakes by now
Order ... order.. proceed ........
Judge : Well guys , I have heard you all. It is a dangerous act to
touch bras and panties , even new ones , without proper
protection. The accused has done that. Considering the
gravity of crime , as per provisions of the statute , he is
entitled to maximum punishment I have thought of . The
accused will have to procure unwashed bras and panties
from Hollywood celebrities ( female ones only) ,
minimum 366 pieces total. The accused will have to go
everyday to the victim's house and stuff victim's mouth
with a piece each time for next 1 year.
Court dismissed.
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity.
Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
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