A First Aid blog posted this :
If your Sucy or a partner bites you in bed , you can
bite back, don't go all the way to Facebook and Twitter.
Instead , enjoy the Megabites , Gigabites and Terabites.
Keep decibel levels low to avoid a potential bite by your next
door neighbor.
BUT :
If you are bitten by a UNKNOWN man or woman,do these:
- Bite that man or woman immediately
- Call 911 to lodge a complaint
- Post this in Twitter and Facebook
You are a SON of a BITCH.
Your 14 generations past were/are SON of BITCHES.
Your 14 generations down WILL BE SON of BITCHES
- Don't forget to take first aid
- Hit www.myFirstBite.com to know more about AIDS.
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity.
Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
If your Sucy or a partner bites you in bed , you can
bite back, don't go all the way to Facebook and Twitter.
Instead , enjoy the Megabites , Gigabites and Terabites.
Keep decibel levels low to avoid a potential bite by your next
door neighbor.
BUT :
If you are bitten by a UNKNOWN man or woman,do these:
- Bite that man or woman immediately
- Call 911 to lodge a complaint
- Post this in Twitter and Facebook
You are a SON of a BITCH.
Your 14 generations past were/are SON of BITCHES.
Your 14 generations down WILL BE SON of BITCHES
- Don't forget to take first aid
- Hit www.myFirstBite.com to know more about AIDS.
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity.
Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
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