DullGate Advises Prez to ZIP up

MyCrowShop's CEO DullGate called Prez  on the current
PANTS Down Crisis.

Here is an excerpt of their conversation released by NSAty before Prez addresses the Nation.

DullGate : Prez, sorry , I hear those rePIGlicans unzipped
                  your pants down.

Prez         : yah, sort of. We are SHUT Down Dull...

DullGate : How beautiful ! I have just the right solution Prez. Once
                  that UPstart  StiffNose  almost did the same to me.
Prez         : Dull, it is serious. I don't have time for your bullshit.
DullGate : No worries Prez, stories later , now solid action to
                 Zip up your pant.
                 I am sending 3 of my best MyCrowShop engineers with
                 the latest OS , Blackhole-Ultimate with Thick Hair &                 Thick skin. In an hour , they will be at ORAL office .
                 Just watch how they do it. There is a Start UP folder.
                 Save the Jpeg file of your battered pole there before
                 they arrive , if you want it real quick...


Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity.
Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.