Sunday 6 October 2013

Prez NOT a funeral Service director

Hello Prez?

         "Due to nasty politics of the Asshole Republicans ,
          we are shut down. Sorry, can't take your call".

Holy S~!t, voice message ... this is why no service at my memorial.
I am damn thirsty. You are gonna in for a great trouble George...

          Hello, Oraaal offeece. Who is calling?

I'm George , George Wash... Wash ....my memorial service has stopped...

         "Sorry, Mr. Washroom, we are shut down.
         Please Don't call again.
         Prez is NOT a funeral Service director."


Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity.
Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.


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