100 Tons of CONDOMs

Journalist : Papa, past papas were all narcissists ?
Papa         : Yes, most of them were, I found .
Journalist : How ?
Papa         : I had to work hard on this, you see .
 
Journalist : Is it true you imported 12 very expensive mirrors ?

Papa         : Mirrors ?
                   Holy Lord , these rats are really smelly...
                   Son, You have gone deep. Told you this is hard work
                   with these mirrors ,see, what I found about papas...
                   Don't you like it dear ?
                   And , at the end, I will distribute these for charity to the
                   girlfriends of my cardigans.

Journalist : Papa, you mean cardinals ? How about you ?

Papa         : This is more hard work son.
                   I want to place order for another 30 pieces to study if
                   any future papas will also be narcissist...
                   Sorry, son, need to go now. Will you like to attend
                   the event ? We are burning 100tons of condoms that
                   has been found hidden behind the statues, store
                   houses ,library shelves ...

Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity.
Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.