Sarrah, who discovered America ?

Thrump : You know Sarrah, who discovered America  ? 
Sarrah   : Abraham Lincoln, no... may be Columbus  ? He 
                 started from Australia, landed in India and then 
                 here, don't you see he brought ship load of Indians 
                 mostly women with big big things ... 
Thrump : S#%t , i missed it , all those big big things.
                  By the way Sarrah, that's why there are too many
                  of those Indians here.
                  S#%t, I can't let this continue ,
                  take note, I will  ban all Indian Visas when I
                  become president, well may be, except those 
                  women with 
                  big-big things...