Sir, your mother-in-law is on line

                 
Sec        : Sir, your mother-in-law is on line and shouting
Boss      : Shit, tell her I am out on business
Sec        : Sir, she is asking when you shall be back ?
Boss      : Tell that windbag , not before 31st February , 2069.

Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional. Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.