Cab driver : Sorry, I  Kan take you to Ur dadd-ing-law, but
                      I not know whore is Ur Man-in-Law

Blonde        : S#@t ! You Filipino guys are nuts.S#@t !
                      I have come all the way from states to see 
                      Man-in Law. And s#@t you don't know  where
                      is Man-in-Law in Philippines

Cab driver : Shhit big shhit , yu don't wan dadd-ing-law, 
                      I not know 
                      whore is Ur man-in-Law in Philippines , 
                      shhit habe some fu?k-in-law, 
                      yu vill like it...

Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional. Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.