ALIEN Babes have already LANDED

Good evening ladies and gents.
I am Jobs Thickskin from SLYFOX3 news.

Stay glued to your seat , I mean you MUST ,
for the exclusive hot news break from  SLYFOX3 -
- Ricky are you there , can you hear me?  - s#~t! almost ... yesss-

Here is our correspondent ,Ricky Uglynose, directly reporting from the hotspot -International conference of Unnatural Science  in session at Blackhole University.

-Ricky , have they really landed?
-Ya , the team confirmed - they have landed last week ... and   and ... the HOTTEST news , all these ALIENS are all girls ...
-What ! Are you sure ! Hurray , what am I doing here then...

Sorry, Hurray for you guys and gals viewing SLYFOX3.

-Uglynose , will get back to you in a  minute , some service announcement coming ...
GUYS, Stay glued, I mean MUST
DON'T  miss this once-a-lifetime chance.

SLYFOX3 will start a DATING service from 12 AM sharp for
our valued customers to DATE these ALIEN GIRLS.
-O my god, Ricky, these things are simply voluptu.. gorgeous !

Sorry guys , REMOVE your GLUE and MUST rush now to book your date  at  www.slyfox3.com/dating/AlienGirls/ 

Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity.
Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.