Hey, where is the boss ?
He has gone for a bull-fight.
What ! Bull-fight , now , where !?
His wife phoned and I saw him rushing with 5 golf clubs
Crazy,he bull fights with golf clubs ! Call me when he's back
Dear sir, he will not be back today, if you have business,
check the Emergency ward in the hospital here.
Now, I need to inform the emergency...
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional. Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
Thursday, 28 January 2016
Wednesday, 27 January 2016
Breast ever Sales Manager
CEO speech in sales award ceremony :
Hey guys and gals ,
The guy you see on stage beside me has been awarded the
"Breast Ever Sales Manager" award ,
a Cash Prize and a big promotion.
This bloody clever guy told me a month back
to advertise BR-east® Milk in our men's products
See where we are now , we are on top, guys we are on top !!!
Our men's products sales has increased 50 times....
We added BR-east® Milk in our men's shaving products.
That's it , we did it and we are on top now , guys ....
Our sales has increased 50 times just in a month...
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional. Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
Tuesday, 26 January 2016
Sir, your mother-in-law is on line
Sec : Sir, your mother-in-law is on line and shouting
Boss : Shit, tell her I am out on business
Sec : Sir, she is asking when you shall be back ?
Boss : Tell that windbag , not before 31st February , 2069.
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional. Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
Monday, 25 January 2016
Cab driver : Sorry, I Kan take you to Ur dadd-ing-law, but
I not know whore is Ur Man-in-Law
Blonde : S#@t ! You Filipino guys are nuts.S#@t !
I have come all the way from states to see
Man-in Law. And s#@t you don't know where
is Man-in-Law in Philippines
Cab driver : Shhit big shhit , yu don't wan dadd-ing-law,
I not know
whore is Ur man-in-Law in Philippines ,
shhit habe some fu?k-in-law,
yu vill like it...
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional. Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
I not know whore is Ur Man-in-Law
Blonde : S#@t ! You Filipino guys are nuts.S#@t !
I have come all the way from states to see
Man-in Law. And s#@t you don't know where
is Man-in-Law in Philippines
Cab driver : Shhit big shhit , yu don't wan dadd-ing-law,
I not know
whore is Ur man-in-Law in Philippines ,
shhit habe some fu?k-in-law,
yu vill like it...
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional. Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
Monday, 30 June 2014
Are You an IDIOT ?
A group of 4 villagers came to Buddha to settle
the issue who is the most idiotic person amongst them. So, it went like this -
Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
1st man :"No lord , I am a farmer"
Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
2nd man :"No lord , I am a barber"
Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
3rd man :"No lord , I am a teacher"
Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
4th man :"shit! why are you asking this IDIOTIC questions time and again"
Buddha smiled calmly. Then asked them,
"Now you tell me , who is the IDIOT?"
All the 1st 3 men started laughing & dancing , shouting
"We know now lord, we know now"
and went away leaving the 4th man, real idiot, behind,
puzzled and confused.
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional. Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
the issue who is the most idiotic person amongst them. So, it went like this -
Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
1st man :"No lord , I am a farmer"
Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
2nd man :"No lord , I am a barber"
Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
3rd man :"No lord , I am a teacher"
Buddha : "Are you an idiot?"
4th man :"shit! why are you asking this IDIOTIC questions time and again"
Buddha smiled calmly. Then asked them,
"Now you tell me , who is the IDIOT?"
All the 1st 3 men started laughing & dancing , shouting
"We know now lord, we know now"
and went away leaving the 4th man, real idiot, behind,
puzzled and confused.
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional. Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
Saturday, 26 April 2014
Lord Puddin's Diary
........
I just had a cupcake and ice Crimea.
But my enormous tank is still half empty.
The lord , the Czar of the World can hardly feel happy with this.
I want more.
Raping and ripping a few states here and there is my hobby.
I am very passionate about it.
I don't care about those dogs barking behind my back.
That bugger Dobama is quite a laughing stock.
Who cares sanctions on my favourite ice cream and sausage.
wonder if he has got a thing at all below his belt...
I will rape the world , rip the world.
Alas , Wish I could send my hooligans blazing from Alasca to Kalifornika.Want to see if he can keep his pants dry...
.........
Puddin
The CZAR
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional. Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
I just had a cupcake and ice Crimea.
But my enormous tank is still half empty.
The lord , the Czar of the World can hardly feel happy with this.
I want more.
Raping and ripping a few states here and there is my hobby.
I am very passionate about it.
I don't care about those dogs barking behind my back.
That bugger Dobama is quite a laughing stock.
Who cares sanctions on my favourite ice cream and sausage.
wonder if he has got a thing at all below his belt...
I will rape the world , rip the world.
Alas , Wish I could send my hooligans blazing from Alasca to Kalifornika.Want to see if he can keep his pants dry...
.........
Puddin
The CZAR
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional. Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
Thursday, 27 March 2014
Don't worry ,You F~!^*/g asshole
Boss :
Be careful boy , don't use any profane words.
This is your first news appearance on our Network.
Intern :
Don't worry ,You F~!^*/g asshole.
I don't know Profane, speak only American .
Be careful boy , don't use any profane words.
This is your first news appearance on our Network.
Intern :
Don't worry ,You F~!^*/g asshole.
I don't know Profane, speak only American .
Wednesday, 26 March 2014
Blonde and Adult Ticket
Zoo counter : Sorry, dear , $40 for adults.
Blonde : I am not adult , I m below 18 for last 5 years.
And I know what an adult does.
I enjoy the adult acts so much. So, why...
Zoo counter : Dear, I didn't mean that ...
Blonde :Then give me ticket for teens only,
I will not look at your adult animals.
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
Blonde : I am not adult , I m below 18 for last 5 years.
And I know what an adult does.
I enjoy the adult acts so much. So, why...
Zoo counter : Dear, I didn't mean that ...
Blonde :Then give me ticket for teens only,
I will not look at your adult animals.
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
Friday, 13 December 2013
Papa WON't like it : in praise of CONDOM
It certainly didn't look like a CONDOM.
It felt like a fresh virgin SAUSAGE Erect and throbbing .
This changed everything,
I ate it Hungrily,
Then took him in.
It felt like a fresh virgin SAUSAGE Erect and throbbing .
This changed everything,
I ate it Hungrily,
Then took him in.
Thursday, 12 December 2013
paranoia reDEFINED by MILKman
You are absolutely Paranoid ,
If YOU think the milkman on your door
is the son of your father or grandmother or
is the father of your granddaughter or
is the son of your ex-wife whose daughter is your mother-in-law
If YOU think the milkman on your door
is the son of your father or grandmother or
is the father of your granddaughter or
is the son of your ex-wife whose daughter is your mother-in-law
Wednesday, 13 November 2013
Leaked Condom Syndrom answers
TEACHER:Hey you , Leaked Condom Syndrom,
can you answer my question?
STUDENT: Sure,when my DAD screwed your MOTHER,
there was no leak. It gushed and went straight into her
groove. He doesn't like rubber , you see.
I was told she was such a horny bitch.
$1000 a night she used to charge.
can you answer my question?
STUDENT: Sure,when my DAD screwed your MOTHER,
there was no leak. It gushed and went straight into her
groove. He doesn't like rubber , you see.
I was told she was such a horny bitch.
$1000 a night she used to charge.
Tuesday, 12 November 2013
Bed and BREAST without any rest
You may check this site www.BedandBreast@foolsmotel.com
This motel in the Igloo City promised guests with
Bed & Rest with many Breasts.
Bed is all FREE and Rest comes at the cost of $1500 a night.Motel advises to carry at least 1TB memory cards and a high resolution camera to video your breast period.
You may choose as many Rests as you please or your stamina allows with a minimum of 10 rests a night , failing which the security deposit of $5000 will be forfeited.
Hefty discounts will be given if one brings his luggage in topless form right from airport.
It also says, it is the Eden that you have read in books.
It is truly a paradise. Currently, waiting period for reservation of 1 night is 5 years. So, hurry and book your rest.
If any of you visit , leave a Facebook & twitter post about the experience and share some rest videos in YouTube.
This motel in the Igloo City promised guests with
Bed & Rest with many Breasts.
Bed is all FREE and Rest comes at the cost of $1500 a night.Motel advises to carry at least 1TB memory cards and a high resolution camera to video your breast period.
You may choose as many Rests as you please or your stamina allows with a minimum of 10 rests a night , failing which the security deposit of $5000 will be forfeited.
Hefty discounts will be given if one brings his luggage in topless form right from airport.
It also says, it is the Eden that you have read in books.
It is truly a paradise. Currently, waiting period for reservation of 1 night is 5 years. So, hurry and book your rest.
If any of you visit , leave a Facebook & twitter post about the experience and share some rest videos in YouTube.
Jack & Obama Care
Jack & Phill went to the hall
To see the NAKED girl.
Jack fell down & broke his dick,
Phill said "Pal, No worries, lemme take her.
And for you , don't worry,
There's Obama Care"
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
To see the NAKED girl.
Jack fell down & broke his dick,
Phill said "Pal, No worries, lemme take her.
And for you , don't worry,
There's Obama Care"
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
Monday, 11 November 2013
One more Breast piece Please
The sumptuous dinner hosted by the Blonde is on :
Guy : Can I have one more Breast piece.
Blonde : You like it !
Guy : Oh Yeah, so soft ... yum... so tasty
Blonde : Oh dear, none left now. So, sorry...
Hold on, nuts! hold on, I think I have 2 more pieces.
But not now.
Wait till everyone is gone.
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
Guy : Can I have one more Breast piece.
Blonde : You like it !
Guy : Oh Yeah, so soft ... yum... so tasty
Blonde : Oh dear, none left now. So, sorry...
Hold on, nuts! hold on, I think I have 2 more pieces.
But not now.
Wait till everyone is gone.
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
Friday, 1 November 2013
Sucy in Restaurant
Waiter : Would you like a table?
For how many?
Sucy : Guy, I don't eat table.
How many ?
Only for me and my 7 boyfriends , one for every night.
And you know, some of them likes it on the table.
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
For how many?
Sucy : Guy, I don't eat table.
How many ?
Only for me and my 7 boyfriends , one for every night.
And you know, some of them likes it on the table.
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity. Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
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