MyCrowShop's CEO DullGate declared in a conference
that only regret in his life is he could not mount eyeBM.
He tried hard though .
But his effort could not get HARD enough to facilitate a mount.
He built a house of numerous windows without
any screen or curtain.
So, whenever he felt it , it was all open all the sides.
He could not open his or eyeBM's due to openness all around.
And so much of messy chaos the crows his company sold created. They were crashing every now and then through the open windows, when he was in mood. All sorts of Bugs , Worms sneaked in for a bite of uncontrolled testosterone smell wafting out of windows.
He was not able to shut down his windows to stop the crows crashing. Finally, eyeBM invented a stick to CONTROL and DELETE these crows from his bedroom.
But, it was difficult to handle his own stick and eyeBM's stick at the same time.
He said , it is a lesson in stick management that finally eased the problem to some extent , but it took many years when his own stick weltered away.
It is the sad memory of his unused stick that lingers even today.
Disclaimer : The characters and names above are purely fictional.
Author doesn't intend to hurt anyone's sensibility and integrity.
Only objective is some hearty lungful of laugh without any prejudice in regards of race, sex, profession and religion.
