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Thursday, 10 November 2016
What the Ladies (1st+1st) Talked tonight
Wednesday, 9 November 2016
Tuesday, 8 November 2016
Monday, 7 November 2016
Tramp's luncheon menu
CeNN : Mr.TRAMP, so hectic last hour, getting time for lunch?
Tramp : Ya, had a mouthful.
CeNN : What was the menu Sir?
Tramp : It's a Bloody RIGGED SYSTEM.
CeNN : Sir, i was asking what you had for lunch today?
Tramp : I told you guy, It's a Bloody RIGGED SYSTEM.
It's a Bloody RIGGED SYSTEM.
Tramp : Ya, had a mouthful.
CeNN : What was the menu Sir?
Tramp : It's a Bloody RIGGED SYSTEM.
CeNN : Sir, i was asking what you had for lunch today?
Tramp : I told you guy, It's a Bloody RIGGED SYSTEM.
It's a Bloody RIGGED SYSTEM.
It's a Bloody RIGGED SYSTEM.
It's a Bloody RIGGED SYSTEM.
MIT Robot spells Correctly who is TRAMP
Prof : Robo I, can you tell who is Tramp ?
Robo I : Bloody Crooked RIGGED System
Prof : No, No, You are Wrong, Robo. I need to adjust you..
Robo I : I am absolutely CORRECT.Ask Robo II.
Just add "By Birth"
Prof : Robo II , can you tell who is Tramp ?
Robo II : Bloody Crooked RIGGED System by BIRTH
Prof : No, No, You are Wrong, Robo. I need adjust you....
Robo II : I am absolutely CORRECT.Ask Robo I
Robo I : Bloody Crooked RIGGED System
Prof : No, No, You are Wrong, Robo. I need to adjust you..
Robo I : I am absolutely CORRECT.Ask Robo II.
Just add "By Birth"
Prof : Robo II , can you tell who is Tramp ?
Robo II : Bloody Crooked RIGGED System by BIRTH
Prof : No, No, You are Wrong, Robo. I need adjust you....
Robo II : I am absolutely CORRECT.Ask Robo I
Sunday, 6 November 2016
Gonna Do GREAT things says Mrs Tramp
CeNN : You say, you are gonna do great things ?
Ms.Tramp : Of course, when I become first
Ladies Finger.
CeNN : Are you sure ?
Ms.Tramp : Of course. Wanna stop all these
f^$king things in the net.
CeNN : Have you and your husband got enough
experience ?
Ms.Tramp : Of course, he is a great champion
on this.
CeNN : Last question, will you do it if you don't
become the First ladies Finger ?
Ms.Tramp : Well, this is a new question, no one
taught me the answer...
Ms.Tramp : Of course, when I become first
Ladies Finger.
CeNN : Are you sure ?
Ms.Tramp : Of course. Wanna stop all these
f^$king things in the net.
CeNN : Have you and your husband got enough
experience ?
Ms.Tramp : Of course, he is a great champion
on this.
CeNN : Last question, will you do it if you don't
become the First ladies Finger ?
Ms.Tramp : Well, this is a new question, no one
taught me the answer...
Tramp is NOT Hungary
CeNN : So, Mr.TRAMP, you must be hungry ?
Tramp : No guys, I am not HUNGARY.
I am very VERY HUNGRY.
For Power.
Can't wait for the moment when I
get to SHIT & F&*k in the white Haus
Tramp : No guys, I am not HUNGARY.
I am very VERY HUNGRY.
For Power.
Can't wait for the moment when I
get to SHIT & F&*k in the white Haus
Wednesday, 2 November 2016
Tramp's MAGIC Economy
CeNN : So, Mr.TRAMP, what is the magic ?
Tramp : CASINOs, i will make 1 million casinos in eight years.
CeNN : That's great.
Tramp :Ya, there will be no dearth of job in America
Everybody will have a job to do, play the machines....
CeNN : Any boost in Export policy ?
Tramp : We will be the biggest exporter of Latino dishwashers,
Will export the black fat pigs, anyone wearing a beard,
and those slit-eye fellas with bad body odour...
CeNN : My goodness...you you are serious !?!
Tramp:Not only we earn money ,per capita GDP goes up up...
Tramp : CASINOs, i will make 1 million casinos in eight years.
CeNN : That's great.
Tramp :Ya, there will be no dearth of job in America
Everybody will have a job to do, play the machines....
CeNN : Any boost in Export policy ?
Tramp : We will be the biggest exporter of Latino dishwashers,
Will export the black fat pigs, anyone wearing a beard,
and those slit-eye fellas with bad body odour...
CeNN : My goodness...you you are serious !?!
Tramp:Not only we earn money ,per capita GDP goes up up...
Tramp's Nightmare
Tramp : You piggy fat dishwasher, stop chasing me...
Woman: I will not.
I want to throw into a washing machine
To wash your dirty mouth.
Now, hurry up you dirty pig...
[arrghhhh, help,help, switch of the machine...please...]
Woman: I will not.
I want to throw into a washing machine
To wash your dirty mouth.
Now, hurry up you dirty pig...
[arrghhhh, help,help, switch of the machine...please...]
Tuesday, 1 November 2016
MIT robots spell TRAMP correctly
Prof : Robo I, can you spell correctly TRAMP ?
Robo I : D E V I L
Prof : No, No, You are Wrong, Robo. I need..
Robo I : I am absolutely CORRECT.Ask Robo II.
Prof : Robo II , can you spell correctly TRAMP ?
Robo II : D E M O N
Prof : No, No, You are Wrong, Robo. I need..
Robo II : I am absolutely CORRECT.Ask Robo II
Robo I : D E V I L
Prof : No, No, You are Wrong, Robo. I need..
Robo I : I am absolutely CORRECT.Ask Robo II.
Prof : Robo II , can you spell correctly TRAMP ?
Robo II : D E M O N
Prof : No, No, You are Wrong, Robo. I need..
Robo II : I am absolutely CORRECT.Ask Robo II
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