SHAME on YOU Americans

TRAMP'S Magic Recipe for GREAT Amerika

TRAMP's Lunch Menu is RIGGED

Putin's DOG has done well : HE thinks

Tramp's luncheon menu

CeNN : Mr.TRAMP, so hectic last hour, getting time for lunch?
Tramp : Ya, had a mouthful.
CeNN : What was the menu Sir?
Tramp : It's a Bloody RIGGED SYSTEM.
CeNN : Sir, i was asking what you had for lunch today?
Tramp : I told you guy, It's a Bloody RIGGED SYSTEM.
It's a Bloody RIGGED SYSTEM.

It's a Bloody RIGGED SYSTEM.

It's a Bloody RIGGED SYSTEM.

MIT Robot spells Correctly who is TRAMP

Prof : Robo I, can you tell who is Tramp ?
Robo I : Bloody Crooked RIGGED System
Prof : No, No, You are Wrong, Robo. I need to adjust you..
Robo I : I am absolutely CORRECT.Ask Robo II.
               Just add "By Birth"
Prof : Robo II , can you tell who is Tramp ?
Robo II : Bloody Crooked RIGGED System by BIRTH
Prof : No, No, You are Wrong, Robo. I need adjust you....
Robo II : I am absolutely CORRECT.Ask Robo I

Gonna Do GREAT things says Mrs Tramp

CeNN : You say, you are gonna do great things ?
Ms.Tramp : Of course, when I become first 
                     Ladies Finger.
CeNN : Are you sure ?
Ms.Tramp : Of course. Wanna stop all these
                     f^$king things in the net.
CeNN : Have you and your husband got enough
              experience ?
Ms.Tramp : Of course, he is a great champion 
                on this.
CeNN : Last question, will you do it if you don't
              become the First ladies Finger ?
Ms.Tramp : Well, this is a new question, no one
              taught me the answer... 

Tramp is NOT Hungary

CeNN : So, Mr.TRAMP, you must be hungry ?
Tramp : No guys, I am  not HUNGARY.
               I am very VERY HUNGRY.
               For Power.
               Can't wait for the moment when I 
                get to SHIT & F&*k in the white Haus

Tramp's MAGIC Economy

CeNN : So, Mr.TRAMP, what is the magic ?
Tramp : CASINOs, i will make 1 million casinos in eight years.
CeNN : That's great.
Tramp :Ya, there will be no dearth of job in America
               Everybody will have a job to do, play the machines....
CeNN : Any boost in Export policy ?
Tramp : We will be the biggest exporter of Latino dishwashers,
               Will export the black fat pigs, anyone wearing a beard,
               and those slit-eye fellas with bad body odour...

CeNN : My goodness...you you are serious !?!
Tramp:Not only we earn money ,per capita GDP goes up up...

Tramp's Nightmare

Tramp : You piggy fat dishwasher, stop chasing me...

Woman: I will not.
I want to throw into a washing machine
To wash your dirty mouth. 
Now, hurry up you dirty pig...

[arrghhhh, help,help, switch of the machine...please...]

MIT robots spell TRAMP correctly

Prof : Robo I, can you spell correctly TRAMP ?
Robo I : D E V I L
Prof : No, No, You are Wrong, Robo. I need..
Robo I : I am absolutely CORRECT.Ask Robo II.
Prof : Robo II , can you spell correctly TRAMP ?
Robo II : D E M O N 
Prof : No, No, You are Wrong, Robo. I need..
Robo II : I am absolutely CORRECT.Ask Robo II

Tramp sends condolences to Italy

Hey Prime Minister,

I am told deadly seismic activities have struck your place again and casused havoc.
I am too sorry for that, man.
I mean, it pains me a lot.
Lot of sexy Italian gals must be dying...

Well, buddy, I tell you what
When I become Pissingdent of Amerika,
I will bloody crush those bloody siesmic fellas
I will set up a big big American military base
to Kill every bloody every siesmic fellas in Italy.

Just wait for a week or two....

Until then, tell your guys to vote for me in this
bloody rigged election I am going to win...

Comey has email

Commey, boy! You done well!
Never mind, I will make you super million Rich
when I become Pissingdent of Amerika.
Kill that Croocked lady with emails,
never mind, create another 60,000 mails, if you have none.

I will make you bloody rich your granddad can't imagine.
Throw more emails at that crocked f#&*ing bitch.

Those shitty fellas pointed out about my females.
Now, throw back the emails boy, 
10,000 emails for every female I ....

Yours TRAMP

Thrump shall be in White House as Pissingdent

Hillarri's Interview to CeNN-

CeNN : so Secretary, you say Thrump will occupy White Haus ? 
Hillarri : Yes, man, he will.
CeNN : Are you sure what you mean? Ain't you gone nuts !
Hillarri : Ya, I am dead sure.
CeNN : You girl, sorry, secretary, how ? Don't wanna be Pessident?
Hillarri : I shall be the President. And I will hire Thrrumphhh.
CeNN : You hire Thrump !?

Hillarri :  Yes, as the Senior Viceful Pissingdent
He shall HEAD the White Haus Toilet Maintetenace Department

SECRET FEMALE SERVER

Hillari's Bedtime Prayer-

God, are you listening ? 
Yes, poor girl, I am 
Make me the president, please...
Fine, I will grant you the wish provided....
Provided , provided what ?
Provided, you never misuse the private email server again.
Oh, sure, never, never again...but...
But what !?
Can I keep a SECRET female server in my husband's ORAL office?